Movie Demotivational Poster
PADME - If Lord Vader had his way
HARRY POTTER -
Sleeping Beauty -
YOU! - STFU!
SHERIFF BART -
I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
THE BOOK REQUIRES IMAGINATION - The movie shows you what to think
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
YOU SHALL BRING US....... - A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HORROR MOVIE HEROES -
BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.
STAR TREK -
JUDGE SMAILS - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"
WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.
Jokes and Puns -
E.T. - The Extra Testicle
33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -
HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels
SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!
JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!
A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them
1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!
TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality
CYRUS THE VIRUS -
THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.
HEAVY METAL - Yeah! Yeah! Animated sci-fi epic... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!
JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.
CLARK GRISWALD - Kiss my a$$. Kiss his a$$. Kiss your a$$. Happy Hanukkah.
GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!
JOSEPH KONY - Is not Carl Weathers from Predator.
NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.
THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality
TALK TO THE HAND - Politely
DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -
SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.
FATAL ATTRCATION -
FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?
AVATAR - The Smurfs grow up. And now....they're pissed.
A Head -
PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.
SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!
UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?
HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield
stupid is as stupid does -
INNER BEAUTY -
AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.
THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE - When you find out the release of the new Harry Potter is in less than a month
HORROR MOVIES -
CANS - He hates these cans
MAY THE FORTH -
DIRTY LARRY OF ARABIA -
THE SIEGFRIED OATH -
PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.
IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"
PAIN - Pain, you know nothing about pain.
ONE WORD MY DEAR - Vagisil Seven years is a long time to suffer from something like that!
ALTERNATIVE OCCUPATION'S - After the demise of Children's Cartoon Network to Pokemon some older character's were forced to find employment in new field's.., 'Porky Pig' was one of the lucky ones..!!
THE FORUMS - A welcoming community of people that hate you.
WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!
PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.
ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails
A WHOLE DIFFERENT TASTE -
Spoiler Alert -
SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.
LT DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'm trying out my sea legs But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan Yes I know. You wrote me a letter, idiot
MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"
YOU MUST FIGHT THEM DJ - Every day they will test you! Every day they will PUSH you to the BRINK.
EDWARD D WOOD JR (ED WOOD) - Yeah, his movies sucked, but he had an excuse: he was one of 4000 Marines at Tarawa, and one of the 300 who survived. Even if he was wearing a pink bra and panties at the time.
BOWL CUTS - They're killer
HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne
HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.
RIGHT RIGHT -
NEVER TOO SOON -
FUTURISTIC MOVIE TIMELINE -
ROCKY 7 -
GROUNDHOG DAY -
IRONMAN - Because Bruce Wayne is a pussy!
THIS IS SATA!!!!!!!!!! - 300 hundred drives
From The Earth To The Moon -
PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!
How About a Magic Trick -
ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.
TOMMY'S MOVIE REVIEWS - One finger up for the new Harry Potter movie.
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